dammittlouis:

well I’m a third of the way there (x)

dammittlouis:

well I’m a third of the way there (x)

mechanical-jewel:

I have pinpointed the exact moment Silva was just so done with Bond.

Deleted newsheadlinetextpost lines from Guardians of the Galaxy

gossip-candy:

masqueradehfx:

My #ALS Ice Bucket Challenge. I married a monster!

I think I peed myself watching this! Lol the bag!

thefatgirlblog:

"All these young girls getting themselves pregnant"

Wow, self impregnating teenage girls, these men should be afraid, we as woman are evolving at alarming rates.

michaelssos:

Int.: Can you [tell us about] your first time experience of how much fun they’re [1D] having?

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

andr3wdost:

nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)

freakinlou:

at first this kinda looks like one of those trick poses that involve two people but no this is louis tomlinson’s actuaL FLEXIBILITY

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one direction + plants

one direction + plants

why are the other boys so rude to Harry and Louis???

genuinelybelieve:

why do they (mostly liam) keep doing these things when they KNOW they’ve broken up?

"lol Louis remember that meal you made for Harry god that sure was special to you guys but yikes I can’t imagine you want to keep telling that story now that you’ve broken up anyway how about that meal eh?"

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"lol Louis remember when you used to taste Harry all the time and now you don’t damn that probably sucks anyway what flavor is he"

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"lol Louis I’m totally going to get back at you for messing with me by messing with Harry instead because YOU CAN’T ANYMORE HAHAHAHAHAHA"

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"lol remember when Harry DID cheat on you how hilarious was THAT"

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"lol guys remember how lots of people think you’re going to get married but you’re totally not because you broke up anyway haha weyhey"

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the only reasonable conclusion here is that all the boys hate each other

theperfecthit:


creepysheepstudio:

awesomephilia:

pokemoannn:

meanplastic:

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

theperfecthit:

creepysheepstudio:

awesomephilia:

pokemoannn:

meanplastic:

hello mtv welcome to my crib

You know just a dildo on the wall.

where else is the parrot going to sit?image

relevant to my interest. 

it’s a cockatiel

tsunamiwavesurfing:

i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle