i feel like everyone in the supernatural fandom wants a human!impala episode, but they are torn between wanting it to be a badass lady impala and wanting it to be a dude impala that insists on being called “baby”
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.
And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points
and then there was umbridge
UMBRIDGE
vwhy:
WHAT TEAM
catwild
getcha game in the head
time what it is
it on bet
flyin we’re, soarin
top to the bop
So my brother has this fork (he’s 2 so it’s acceptable).
And my cousin pulled it out the drawer and started laughing. I asked her what was wrong and after she composed herself she held it up and said,“It’s a chewdriver!”
I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard over a piece of crockery.
I’M SO ANGRY
SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”
AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”
WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”
AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”
BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK
how do kids at hogwarts sext do they have to write a lil note and give it to their owl and it deliveries it to the recipient
Lol im pretty sure sexting’s real I do it all the time
imagine if you accidentally sent your sext in a howler
#imagine if sirius and remus ganged up on james because he was being a bit more of a prick than usual #and so they collaborated and sent him a sext howler #right when james was bragging to lily about how he was certain he was going to ace their n.e.w.t.s #and then the fatal howler drops down onto the tabel in front of him #and as it rises #james can feel his hope of ever being a couple with lily die #as a mutilated version of sirius’ voice bursts out of the note#and fills the great hall with #I’M WEARING NOTHING BUT THOSE PINK HEELS YOU BOUGHT LAST SUMMER. OoOOoOOOOoooH dONT You WAnT ME #i’M sWEATING LiKE A NUFFLER ON THE HUNT JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU OH YEEAAAH #and sirius and remus parade their victory around the common room #for weeks #james will bear the emotional scarring for the next several years #remus kept the heels but sirius actually wears them#marauders style (via piesaltandscars)
dan’s accurate drawing of louis tomlinson
